In a nutshell: soon-to-be Oberlin grad, archaeology wonk, sexual health educator, and aspiring nurse. Generally found volunteering at an abortion clinic, meditating, ranting about gender, or trying to finish my thesis. Feel free to ask me anything.

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13th November 2011

Chat with 13 notes

Sometimes when no one comes to my SIC office hours, I counsel the sexbots on AIM.

  • sexbot: hi
  • oberlinsic: hi! welcome to the SIC!
  • sexbot: Hey you're on my buddy list but i don't remember who you are.. Anyway im Ashlee 21/f if that helps any lol..
  • oberlinsic: Hi Ashlee!
  • sexbot: Oh cool!! Now i remember how i know you i found your screen name browsing aol member directory.. So anyway whats up?
  • oberlinsic: Oh, not much. Just the usual -- selling condoms, alphabetizing our collections of erotica, restocking lube...
  • sexbot: I hope you dont mind that i msged you,, im just really bored and no one is around to talk too..
  • oberlinsic: It's totally fine that you messaged us -- we're always here for people who want to talk.
  • sexbot: Okay cool sooo... can i ask you a question? it's kinda sexual so i hope you dont mind!
  • oberlinsic: Answering sexual questions is the reason we exist!
  • sexbot: when was the last time you had any? I want it NOW! lol
  • oberlinsic: It's totally normal and valid that you would want to get some. As staffers we don't generally answer personal questions during counseling -- you'd have to ask me again outside office hours ;)
  • sexbot: k ;) anyway Do you like girls who have a big BOOTY! or a nice set of tits lolz!
  • oberlinsic: Well, everyone likes different things... some people really like big booty, others really go for tits lolz.
  • sexbot: oh okay ;) well i get told i have alot of both wanna see and tell me what you think? ;)
  • oberlinsic: We try to keep the SIC nudity-free so it's a comfortable space for everyone, but it's great that you feel positive about your body. Would you like to talk about some other ways that you could express that?
  • sexbot: ;)
  • oberlinsic: Is that a yes?
  • sexbot: k here go here http://twurl.nl/yqhmoj then click "accept invite" or "join now" dont worry its free babe as long as you use the invite i sent 
  • oberlinsic: Webcam chats are definitely one way that some people choose to express their sexuality. It's great that you've found something you're comfortable with.
  • sexbot: ;)
  • oberlinsic: You mentioned earlier that you really want to get some... is that something you'd like to talk more about?
  • sexbot: i use this site so my webcam cant be recorded!!! it might ask you for credit card but that's just to verify age it's used to keep the kids out!!!
  • oberlinsic: It seems like you're concerned about the age of your sexual partners -- is that accurate?
  • sexbot: i'm 20
  • oberlinsic: It's totally normal and valid to be 20 -- a lot of people feel that way, especially while they're at college. Would you like to talk more about that?
  • sexbot: Well just lemme know when you're in babe so i know it's you! i can't wait to show you this cute outfit i have on ;) hehe!
  • oberlinsic: I'm always in the office 4-6 on Sundays, but you're welcome to come by and talk to any of our staffers at any time.
  • sexbot: okay ;) see you soon babe xoxoxo ;)
  • oberlinsic: Thanks for coming in today! If you have any other questions, just let us know.
  • sexbot: okay <33 xoxo
  • oberlinsic: Have a good one!
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